bobtheowl:

frickingloki:

I WAS TRYING TO EAT THE RICE I JUST COOKED AND I HAVE AN ELECTRIC FAN ON IN HERE ON FULL BLAST AND IT BLEW THE RICE OUT THE WINDOW

T H E  D A R K  L O R D  H A S  C L A I M E D  T H E  R I C E

fuckyeahsexeducation:

lacigreen:

homochild:

I think she is the only person who can talk about vaginas and still manage to make me laugh.

bahaha!  thanks for the gif dear!

(From Sex+: Dirty Vaginas!)

also! Don’t use body wash. I hear sex education blogs saying you can use body wash all the time but DON’T! No soap!

you-should-let-malik-you:

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marthaforreal:

myspacekween:

perfect.

Literally think this when I’m standing at my register..

p-faff:

radicul:

did you try scraping the burnt parts off

did you try turning it off and back on

incises:

people who have autoplay on their blog are bad enough

but people who have hidden autoplay have truly ascended from the fiery depths of hell, sent by satan himself